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Pioneer Wrestling Association :: PWA-ON-DEMAND :: Archives :: Rampage - Chaos August 29th :: Jethro Hayes vs. Psycho Sandra Author Topic: Jethro Hayes vs. Psycho Sandra (Read 103 times) Chamelion Administrator PWA Owner member is offline Your AWESOME PWA World Champion! Joined: May 2006 Gender: Male Posts: 2,314 Location: Earth Jethro Hayes vs. Psycho Sandra « Thread Started on Aug 22, 2008, 9:34pm » Jethro Hayes vs. Psycho Sandra (Normal RP Rules Apply) Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged Owner Sandra to Wilkie: Come on, Alex. We're wrestlers, not basement virgins. Bean Rookie member is offline PWA Jobber and proud of it! Joined: Apr 2008 Gender: Male Posts: 184 Location: Adel, Ga Re: Jethro Hayes vs. Psycho Sandra « Reply #1 on Aug 26, 2008, 3:32pm » The scene in front of the camera is two guys, one is Jethro Hayes and the other is unknown as of now. Both men are holding banjos and Jethro has the Grizzly Beer title at his feet, the gold is glistening from the overhead lights. In the backdrop is a picture of mountains with trees and a river running down the mountain. The two men are chuckling at each other and picking gently at their banjo strings. They both look up at the sound of the director and nod; they begin playing the Beverly Hillbillies' theme song. "Let us tell you the story about a man named Hayes" They are both smiling and Jethro is the one singing the words to the song. "An old dirt farmer on his off days..." "Everyone told him it couldn't be done..." "But he beat Côte d'Ivoire one on one" "(Duff, that is" "From Toronto... Ontario" The two are grinning and having a blast picking in the commercial. "Well the first thing you know Jethro's the champ" "PWA Champion..." "Of the Grizzly Beer persuasion..." "any type of match" "For that strap" "His chosin'... for winnin' or losin'" The two pick their way through the instrumental portion(ending the song). Jethro: "Grizzly Beer, beats the heck out of homemade moonshine any day... pick yourself up some at your local convient store; but remember drink responsibly." Director: "Cut... it's a wrap." Jethro and his deuling banjo partner sit down their banjos and Jethro picks up his belt before standing up. Jethro: "Well, guess that is a wrap as you folks say." Director: "Yeah, it should be on the TV later today; and the music and speaking will be on the radio in the next couple of hours." Jethro: "Well thank ya and we'll see ya later; I got to be getting along now." [later same day] Jethro is sitting on his farm, in his barn; he is surrounded by tons of equipment. Machedes, siths, plow blades, and other various sharp items adorn the wall. He looks around before beginning to speak. "So, I take on Psycho Sandra this week; great. Sandra, you were once a great Grizzly Beer champion, if memory serves me right. Well, after some unfortunate circumstances you lost the belt that I know hold." He lifts the belt to sit in his lap; he rubs the front of the belt polishing it. "Things happen for a reason Sandra, this reasoning may be so that I could hold the belt. Or the reason may be so that you could go on for bigger and better things; which you have. Oh yeah and I'm not talking about that monster PX, scary guy huh? I say that because you have a good man, Chamelion, one of the nicest guys I've met. Oh no, fans and other wrestlers, don't get me wrong. Chamelion is still the most devious SOB in the business today, but that is because he has to be; I'd never want to double cross him and make every effort not to. Sandra, it will be you and me at Rampage Friday night... I look forward to the oppurtunity to wrestle against you and learn from the encounter. See, hun, I take every chance I can get to learn from the stars who came here before me, learn, and suck up the information like a sponge soaks up water." Reaching down, he polishes the belt a little more. "Sandra, you have many things going on in your life with PX acting the way he is, but if I have studied you at all; you will bring your A game. I would expect nothing less and there is nothing more than an A game. You are one hell of a competitor and unfortunately I do not have the advantage of picking the stipulations in regular matches; but rest your weary little head. I will be bringing my A game as well, it might not be as good as your's, but I will give you a run for your money. I will not take the match with you lightly and I know you will not do the same. I can't wait for the fun to begin and after the bell... it will begin." Turning slightly in his chair, he acts as if he is speaking to another person. "Duff, where would I be if I didn't mention you at all? You and me at Mannetoba Mayhem. There may be two huge matches, World Title and The Grimms' Retirement match; but I think and have a feeling that you and myself will steal the show. It will be my first title defense and against you. I get to choose the stip and I got to choose the dancing partner. My opponent every one knows, and only I know the stipulation I have chosen(Jethro chuckles) good luck my friend and we shall chat later on about all that." [static cuts off the feed] Link to Post - Back to Top   Logged The BEAN! Forum Jump--------------------» Home